10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.