10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.