10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio