10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-