10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Fold and live to fold again
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim