10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio