10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003