10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine