10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• im going to 2 out you to death
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Fold and live to fold again