10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword