10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.