10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak