10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.