10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A