10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.