10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones