10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels