10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.