10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts