10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.