10 Random Poker Quotes

If you play 69, always bet on the come.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Never educate a stupid poker player.
Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
"I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
Those eggs smell delicious!
"So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
"Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
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