10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "No river, no fish."