10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Poker is for fat, American losers.