10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth