10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion