10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• It's Free To Fold...
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003