10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker is for loners.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.