10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.