10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.