10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson