10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.