10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.