10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22