10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.