10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.