10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.