10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.