10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT