10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."