10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker is for loners.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• It's Free To Fold...
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.