10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--