10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek