10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.