10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..