10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003