10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester