10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth