10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!