10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"