10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Fold and live to fold again
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth